Happy Holi 2018 Jokes for Whatsapp, Facebook

Happy Holi 2018 Jokes for Whatsapp & Facebook, Holi Jokes in Hindi, Holi Jokes for Friends, Girlfriends & Relatives: Holi is very beautiful occasion which is celebrated every year in our country. We celebrate this colourful festival with all of our friends, lover & relatives using colours. But, also we wish this festival with Happy Holi SMS and Happy Holi Shayari on Social media sites and apps.

Happy Holi 2018 Jokes for Whatsapp & Facebook

Happy holi, plzz keep your girlfriends safe, pata chala vo kisi or ki ho li  

Million Dollar Question – Use less water for Holi.
Bataaiye Paani ke bina Insaan kaise marega
Ans. Paani nahi hoga to insaan tairega kaise?
Aur tairega nahi to doob jayega.
So conserve water, have Happy Holi!!!

Pinku (Rinku Se): Kya Baat Hai Aaj Khile Khile Lag Rahe Ho? Rinku: Majboori Thi Yaar! Pinku: Kya Thi Majboori? Pinku: Yaar Holi Pe Logo Ne Itne Rang Laga Diye Ke Nahana Pad Gaya! Warna Maine Toh Baisakhi Ke Mele Mein Nahana Tha!.  Happy Holi Romantic Images

Dekho Ji.!
Saaf kehna Sukhi Rehna!
Abhi Msg Kar Diye He,
Q ki kal 1 rupya Katega
WISH U VERY
@HAPPY HOLI@
Tyohar Apni Jagah he,
aur Bill Apni Jagah.
SAMJHE 

Happy Holi Jokes 

Holi 2018 Jokes

Apun wishing you a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast and dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
‘Happy Holi’. 

Sher chhupkar shikar nahi karte, Buzdil kabhi khulkar waar nahi karte, Aur hum wo hai jo Happy Holi kahne ke liye 13 Match ka intezar nahi karte. Happy Holi..!!

Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya,
humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya,
ye kya?
Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?
“Happy Holi”

Sher kabhi chupkar shikar nahi karte, Buzdil kabhi khulkar waar nahi karte, Aur hum wo hain jo ‘HAPPY-Holi’ kehne ke liye 13 ya 14 tarikh ka intzar nahi karte! 

Aaz is azadi ke awasar par hame ye rakhi ka tyohar acche se manana chahiye aur gharon me deepak jalane chahiye kyonki aaj hi ke din gandhiji ne ravan ko maar kar amerika ko aazad karaya tha, Isliye aap sabhi ko ek baar phir janamdin ki shubhkamnaye. Hota hai hota hai anyway Wish u all a very colourful holi! 

Happy Holi Status

Happy Holi Jokes in Hindi

We all should celebrate this lovely festival with as less colour as you can because they are harmful for your body. Now, how to celebrate holi then? Don’t worry here we are sharing some Happy Holi Jokes for you. We already shared Happy Holi Images in our previously article. We hope you checked them all.

Holi Jokes for Whatsapp

Aapke life mein mithaas ho Cadbury jaise, Rounak ho Asian Paints jaise, Mehak ho Axe jaise, Tazgi ho Colgate jaise, Aur tension-free rahe Huggies jaise. Happy Holi ..!! 

 Holi Par Aapko
“Vivah” Ki Wiffe,
“Dhoom” Ki Bike,
“Don” Ki Life,
“Krrish” Ka Josh,
“Babul” Ka Dular Aur
“Umravjaan” Ka Pyaar Mile
Hardik Ki Aur Se Sabhi Ko Holi Ki Hardik Shubhakamana. 

Heard a woman painted completely in holi colours saying other “yeh toh kuch bhi nai mera roj ka make-up isse jyada hota hai” 

Anushka: Baby, tum itni gaali kyun dete ho?Virat : Bura na maano Kohli hai 

Holi ke Rang C.I.D. me naii Khusiyan laayi hai,
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Daya Darwaza Kholo Mujhe Poty aayi hai.

Happy Holi Jokes for Facebook

Holi par Bazaar seGunjiya khareed ke, FBpar self made bata karphoto me 50 bando kotag karne walo, Holi keagle din tumhe lagnewali dast bhi aane sepehle kahengi ki AapBhutiye Hain. 

Today was the day when if someone is asked – kahan ja rahe ho?
And one can proudly say “muh kala karwane” :p 

Dosto
Meri aur se HOLI ki hardik shubh kamnaye.. aur ha….
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GABBAR mile to keh dena HOLI aaj hai…. 

So guys, this is our Happy Holi Jokes collection of the year. Let me ask how was this Holi 2018 Jokes? I hope you loved them. Lets celebrate this Holi by sending Happy Holi Jokes for Whatsapp & Facebook. We shared all popular Holi Jokes in Hindi & English for you!. So, what are you waiting for,,, go copy and send these Happy Holi 2018 Jokes to our friends.